Ew, Ew, Ewwwwww!

The grossest thing just happened to me. So I have no idea why, but our office has fruit flies. Not masses of them, but enough for you to notice them, specifically in the kitchen. Well, I've noticed one or two around Matilda before but thought nothing of it. Until right now. I was eating my oatmeal and perusing the Web when I looked down and there was a freakin' fruit fly IN MY OATMEAL! Like on my spoon and everything! SOOOOOO GROSSS! Seriously! I totally threw it away and lost my appetite. And then took a Clorox wipe and wiped down my desk. I wish they'd go away so I can eat in peace!