Sometimes I really don't like to think, ya know, because it takes too much effort. So, when I'm not thinking, I find I say some of the stupidest things ever. This past weekend I was full of dumb remarks. Don't judge.
This past weekend, when we were all working on fixing my brakes, this guy Aaron moved the portable heater near my car.
Me: What're you doing?
Him: Moving the heat closer.
Me: That's not going to melt my car is it?
(Yeah, like I said, I don't think.)
My mom was making me clean the house after she made me breakfast over the weekend.
Mom: Get the black one out of the closet.
Me: The black one? *I hold up the broom*
Mom: Yeah, that.
Me: What's this called again? I know it sweeps...it's not a sweeper though, right?
Mom: It's a broom you idiot!
(In my defense, I had slept for 10 hours the night before...maybe I had too much sleep)
My brother let me borrow his iTouch to Google the number of the tire place.
Me: Ok, I found it. How do you zoom in?
Him: Why do you need to zoom in?
Me: Oh I wanted to zoom in so I could just click the number and call them.
Him: *pauses* You know this isn't an iphone, right? It's an itouch. You can't call from it. That's why you need a real phone...You thought it was a phone didn't you?
Me: Uh, no....
(I don't get out much, what can I say?)
Maybe I should start thinking...do you say stupid stuff like I do?
6 comments:
lol...and what the hell is an iTouch and why DOESN'T it call out is all I have to say...
-M
M- Thanks for your moral support regarding my stupidity :)
W -
Yw. and seriously, what the hell is an iTouch?
-M
M- It's like a fancy ipod, only you can have other apps on there and it has wireless so you can google things and play games on it. But of course you can't call anyone...cuz that clearly makes sense.
I can't stop laughing! Actual LOL!
Katie- I'm glad you are laughing, I can't believe some of that stuff came out of my mouth, but I laughed at myself for it too.
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