Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Gangsta yo!

Got money and you know it take it out of your pocket & show it throw it that's a way...yeahhh...that's way...yeah...

Sometimes I wish I was a rapper. I mean, I have the booty for it, I surf Urban Dictionary all the time on what's the latest speak on the streets, I regularly incorporate the words hood, word, and yo in my everyday vocabulary, and know if I learn ebonics I'll be hardcore, yo. Plus how cool would that be to wear expensive bling whenever you wanted and drink all the time? Sweet gig, I'd say.

Usually my rapper-like tendencies come out when I've had a few drinks. First it starts off with me starting to dance aka shakin' that thang, even if no one else around me is. Then, I'll start to sing along with songs, complete with hand motions. My most recent memory of this behavior had to be one summer when my brother threw a kegger in our backyard. I was in the middle of playing beer pong, when "The Next Episode" came on. I stopped what I was doing, and proceeded to sing loudly every word complete with gangsta hand gestures. Needless to say, I was the life of the party.

I leave you now with the best video I've seen all day. Taylor Swift, who's sweet & wholesome like me, also has an alter ego - T-Swizzle. I need to come up with one. STAT. Anyways, since I am not a rapper yet, I'm going to imagine I'm her in this video with T-Pain, because that's exactly how I'd be...yo!

6 comments:

LiLu said...

T-Swizzle??? This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

Matt said...

Im so glad for urban dictionary. Im so behind on slang its ridiculous.

dont tell anyone though. I try to keep it real

Katie said...

I just have the urge to say "Hollerrrrrrr"

Wonderful said...

Lilu- Yes, I've been playing it on repeat to help me get through the stressfulness that is my life.

Matt- I feel ya, it's on da down low brace yourself foo'!

Katie- holler Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

imerika said...

LOVED this video!

Wonderful said...

imerika- I loved it too, I had to share it! Oh, and now I do have a rap name- we came up with it over the weekend- I'm C cubed, how does that sound? Hardcore enough? LOL