Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Letters

Dear Special Agent,

Please stop calling me cakes. At first it was cute, kind of like an inside joke, but now, it's really annoying. WTF does it even mean?? Also, I'm more excited about apple picking than I am about seeing you, because I don't even know how to act around you, much less if I really like you.

Love,

The Perpetual Flirt



Dear Bus Boy,

I saw you flirting with that girl today, don't tell me you weren't. Of course I didn't say hi, I didn't want to look like a puppy dog following your every move. I ran across the street on purpose, and kept walking away from you. Only you called, and honestly I wouldn't have answered if not for my phone that is a touch screen and malfunctioned and answered itself. I don't feel like talking, so that's why I said I was late to work. I hope I don't see you tomorrow.

Love,

Avoiding-you-like-the-plague



Dear BFF,

I'm not mad at you. I'm simply anti-social. Why? I don't know. Don't ask me. Just let me be. That's what she said.

Love,

Antisocial Girl



Dear Teachers Pet,

I hate sharing an office with you. I hate that everyone in my office loves you except for me. I don't care what you do, just don't talk with me, because I'm certainly not talking to you. That is unless I have to.

Love,

Me



Dear Asshole,

I don't know why I bother to try and make plans with you. I really don't like you anymore, and I'm forcing myself to see you. That's why I've canceled on you the past three times. I don't really want to see you at all. You+me=over.

Love,

I'm-so-not-your-girl-anymore

7 comments:

hellotaylor said...

Dear Courtney,

Boys suck. Seriously. I know exactly where you're coming from, because I have boy drama right now too. Uggh. Maybe we should both take a break from guys? I think so. I just wish it weren't so hard! Can't live with them, can't live without them, right? Glad to see we're on the same page :)

XOXOXOXOXO,
Taylor

Jenn said...

I think I like the code names in this post most of all.

P.S. Thanks for your comment on my Sorority Life post :)

Just Playing Pretend said...

you + me = over

I want a boy just so I can say that to him. Classical.

Andhari said...

OMG the asshole sounds like a real asshole, you're too nice if you force yourself to make plans with him. He deserves to be ignored :)

Wonderful said...

Taylor- I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has some drama right now with boys. It's nice to know we're in the same place!

Jenn- Thanks for your comment too :)

JPP- Yeah, that'd be so epic.

Andi- You are right. I'm too nice, but he's not even worth it so I'm going to stop being nice. He doesn't deserve me.at.all.

Eryn Tracy said...

Um, I LOVE this entry. Forgive me if I totally borrow the formant at some point - I will totally credit you. :)

Wonderful said...

Eryn- I'd like to read your letters when you get around to it--it's so cathartic!