Wanna know the weirdest thing that's happened to me today?
I've gotten hiccups twice! *And I haven't even been drinking.
What's strange is that the hiccups are intense. Like my entire upper body is struggling to contain them.
But even stranger is that the hiccups I just had--they seriously only lasted 60 seconds.
I wonder if they'll come back again.
Things do come in three's right? Or does only apply to death?
*Funny story. In college whenever I'd have too much to drink, I'd get the hiccups. And one time I was in a house full of frat brothers with my friends when the hiccups attacked. And I couldn't get rid of them to save my life. Except my bff at the time, Joe, he saved my life by going through the frat brother's kitchen cabinets and giving me a spoonful of sugar. Literally. Mary Poppins knows her shit, because it worked. And I've used that cure ever since. Too bad I'm at work and no sugar is to be found. I should text Joe.