TMI Thursday: I have to pee

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Me talking to my BFF via gchat.


me:  i drank too much water so i need to walk before i eat lunch now. but i also have to pee and someone's in the bathroom for like everrr and i'm like jeeeez

get out already

haha

LC:  lol
u only have one toilet?
me:  well, the other one has this raised seat for floozy but u can move it

and i was in there

and moved it

and then saw there was pee drops on the seat and decided it wasn't worth it

so i put it back

groooosness

i could use the public restrooms by us but that's still kinda gross too

ohhh i could walk to the library and use their bathroom

that might work

i feel like going to the library anyways to get some books

LC:  that is soooooooooooooooooooo disgusting

pee on the seat

me:  yeah it was so gross

and it was like fresh pee

it wasn't like dried on

LC:  public restrooms are bad too, esp library ones, at least by us, cuz the homeless use them

YUCK

well if it makes u feel better, 1 out of 3 times i go in the bathroom the whiff of poop hits me

me:  yuckkkkk

well the library ones are usually nice, cuz u have to walk all the way to the back to use them

where as the other ones by me are really by the homeless and hippies

so i never use them

LC:  ew

me:  but idk, the person who was in there might be doing damage to the bathroom right now so i might not wanna wait anyways

LC:  so gross haha

me:  seriously

LC:  it's the same thing when u wait at a restaurant forever

me:  i swear either someone has been in there for 5 min or else they forgot to stop the fan

LC:  then u def. don't want to go in tehre

ohhh

me:  yeah

LC:  u could knock on the door

me:  ehhhh

it'd probably make things easier if i was going out to lunch, then i could use a bathroom there

but i'm not.

boo

LC:  boo indeed

me:  it's def not helping that i'm sitting here haha
there's a nice hotel across the street from us but idk if they have bathrooms in the lobby

LC:  yeah...maybe u could ask as a last resort

me:  yeah maybe

ay ay ay i need to figure this out haha

LC:  hahaha

me:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so, i went to open the door, and turns out NO ONE WAS IN THERE THIS ENTIRE TIME

we're all idiots

hahahahaha

so i snuck in there

and i did turn off the fan in case someone really needs to use it so they don't think someone is in there

LC:  are u kidding

hahahaha

me:  hahahahahah

LC:  that's great

me:  so funny right

LC: u should post this convo in ur blog

me:  hahahahahahaha

i should!

when?

LC:  for tmi thursday... it's hilarious